Tuyển tập truyện cười song ngữ Anh - Việt

THE BUM … A bum approaches a well dressed gentleman on the street. "Hey, Buddy, can you spare two dollars?" The well-dressed gentleman responds, "You are not going to spend in on liquor are you?" "No, sir, I don t drink," retorts the bum. "You are not going to throw it away in some crap game, are you?" asks the gentleman. "No way, I don t gamble," answers the bum. "You wouldn t waste the money at a golf course for greens fees, would you?" asks the man. "Never," says the bum, "I don t play golf." The man asks the bum if he would like to come home with him for a home cooked meal. The bum accepts eagerly. While they are heading for the man s house, the bum s curiosity gets the better of him. "Isn t your wife going to be angry when she sees a guy like me at your table?" "Probably," says the man, "but it will be worth it. I want her to see what happens to a guy who doesn t drink, gamble or play golf."